unacted:

girls who pretend to act stupid because they think it’s cute need to be slapped in the face with a brick

(via guy)

my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow

(Fonte: territorialcreep, via guy)

rip-homegirl:

let’s talk about the universe and make out

(via crystallized-teardrops)

WiFi: connected
Me: then fucking act like it